hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect)

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

roca-wear:

Jeneil Williams and Ajak Deng by Mario Testino for Vogue Germany, March 2014

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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sydnie-fine:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

id never want to lose these

simple-fun-gamer:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

naruto, attack on titan and pokemon

simple-fun-gamer:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

naruto, attack on titan and pokemon

(Source: coalgirls)